Say It Ain't So

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"Say It Ain’t So"by Weezer

"I can’t confront you, I never could do, that which might hurt you, so try and be cool, when I say, this way is a water slide away from me, that takes you further every day, hey, so be cool…"

(via vulcanovak)

thegoddamncrazycatlady:

betterthandarkchocolate:

whiskeydrinking-operating:

freexcitizen:

whowinsdares:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Tumblr Photoset #13

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American photoset #12 

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Australia is like a slightly more fucked up Florida.

The fucking platypus one omg

Slightly more fucked up than Florida? Really, only slightly?

Let me tell you a thing, do you know what happened in my home state recently? A snake ate a crocodile. Yes you read that right, a snake ate a crocodile.

There is a reason the country is only populated on the coasts too, people literally cannot habitat the interior of the country. Even people near the center live underground to survive the heat in summer.

So, now I have established the nature of our wildlife and horrific climate - I will share a secret. The weather and wildlife, we may complain about them occasionally but the really, really scary things are the people.

There are so many sexist, racist, conservative, archaic people here it isn’t even funny. I live with some of the most dangerous animals and plants in the world in an environment that is incredibly harsh and full of conservatives. 

Slightly more fucked up than Florida? Oh dear sweet summer child, you know nothing of this country.

^^PREACH 

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

(via tender-bumhole)

verysharpteeth:

Bucky: “Let’s hear it for Captain America!….Who I told to stay home. Who let crazy scientists experiment on him even when a stiff breeze could snap him in two. WHO I APPARENTLY NEED TO GET A BACKPACK LEASH FOR.”

(via vulcanovak)

Anonymous asked:

Tell us more awkward sex stories!!

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generalbooty:

dude i have so many of these okay this one absolute fuckwit i bought home and during the sex part he kept sayin “yeah so do you like suckin my cock” over and over again and it was a bit like honestly buddy? no, there is literally a million things i’d rather be doing right now and one of them includes exposing myself to ebola

xqvi:

marchtothebae:

sleeping-with-reality:

Just a friendly reminder that using a toilet is highly disgusting and offensive to toiletkin as well as cultural appropriation unless you are toiletkin so please stop.

This is it. This is Tumblr in a nutshell.

tumblr in a nutshell is people looking at obvious troll blogs and pretending to believe them to validate their internalized transphobia and otherkin hate

stop

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